commentfic party, anyone?

[jai]

LJ refugees! It is Thursday and the internet is failing to entertain. Your mission, should you choose to accept it: COMMENTFIC.

Write or excerpt a thing on the theme of: stuck. Any interpretation, any scenario. Metaphorically, physically, locked in, locked out, handcuffed together, unintentional bodysharing, stranded at an airport, [insert cliche here]. All fandoms, pairings, lengths accepted! Write ten words, or write a couple thousand.

GO. \o/?

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[phoebesmum]

Alas, my literary skills, such as they ever were, have fled. But I do have a hilarious story involving a very tiring Atlantic flight, a heavy period, not just one but two tampons and a hideous realisation several days later that I could share with you ...

... what? You'll pass? You young people these days!

[jai]

*covers ears* lalalala

[phoebesmum]

Nowt that couldn't be sorted with a handy crochet hook. And a periscope.

Man, I can lower the tone of any conversation. It's a gift. Sadly, non-returnable.